darin najor

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[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Darin Najor, 20, might be a guy on a mission to get rid of all the witches around Royal Oak, Mich. Daily Tribune (Royal Oak)
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Oct 09, 2008
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Innocent. After all it looks as though a witch turned him into a toad.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09/08 at 08:56 AM
Not Guilty. He was merely trying to protect us from practitioners of the black arts: withces, Harry Potter fans, and the like.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/09/08 at 09:10 AM
How do you know she is a witch? She turned me into a newt! I got better.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/09/08 at 09:12 AM
Big Gary - that was my first thought, too. Since when is holy water flammable?

Guilty... Halloween has obviously gone to his head.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/09/08 at 10:11 AM
Holy water, or any other type of water for that matter, is not flammable. The guy is nuts.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09/08 at 10:16 AM
He's guilty but looks like Brunhilda dun whomped on the dude with the oogly-oogly wand. Not to mention the can of dumb-ass the got leveled with too.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09/08 at 11:30 AM
If she weighs the same as a duck its all over!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/09/08 at 11:47 AM
Madd Maxx, holy water is flammable if you use a holy lighter. Duh.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/09/08 at 12:22 PM
the holy hand grenade of antioch should do it
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/09/08 at 12:24 PM
kingmonkey - its only flammable if the dousee is possessed.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09/08 at 12:30 PM
or a vampire.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/09/08 at 12:30 PM
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