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Bad enough that David Kocmit, 27, falsely told police that he had been beaten up by three black men in the parking lot of a strip club in Cleveland. Worse that there was surveillance video proving that there was no attack and that Kocmit had just stumbled and fallen on his face. Worse yet that when confronted with the video, Kocmit still wouldn't give his story up. Plain Dealer

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Feb 23, 2009
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It takes time, effort, and no small amount of skill to come up with a good, leak-proof story. Especially when boobies and booze are involved. Bada-Bing!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/23/09 at 10:20 AM

Are you sure he didn't just "internalize" his story so it's not really a lie, just a self implanted memory? Kinda like the gravel being self impanted into his face. 😉

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/23/09 at 11:42 AM

As far as I know he's not an elected official hence incapable of internalization of memories.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/23/09 at 12:26 PM

Expat - What's up with the boobies and booze? Bada-bing bada-boom!

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/23/09 at 01:46 PM

The Sopranos. The dude was coming out of a strip club.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/23/09 at 01:50 PM

Come to Boobies and Booze! Where our motto is Liquor up front, Poker in the rear.

Posted by Nethie on 02/24/09 at 01:00 AM

There is a street around here that has an address 36D on it. We'll have to put the Boobies and Booze there!

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/24/09 at 01:48 AM

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