death forever
Insanity defense fails for the boy who killed his mother for taking away his Halo 3
As punishment, they wouldn't let him "kill" aliens for a while. So, "Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you." The parents went along with it, and moments later, both were shot (Dad survived). The judge said the kid knew right from wrong and therefore was guilty, but added, astonishingly (since the kid was 15 yrs old at the time): "I firmly believe that [the boy] had no idea at the time he hatched this plot that if he killed his parents, they would be dead forever." Associated Press via WBBM Radio (Chicago)
As punishment, they wouldn't let him "kill" aliens for a while. So, "Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you." The parents went along with it, and moments later, both were shot (Dad survived). The judge said the kid knew right from wrong and therefore was guilty, but added, astonishingly (since the kid was 15 yrs old at the time): "I firmly believe that [the boy] had no idea at the time he hatched this plot that if he killed his parents, they would be dead forever." Associated Press via WBBM Radio (Chicago)
Comments
There's a game for High Altitude Low Opening Jumps? WOW thats cool
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 01/13/09 at 10:05 AM
Was he expecting them to respawn in the kitchen about 10 seconds after their bodies faded away? My 6 year old son knows the difference between real death and video game death. The judge must not have kids.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 01/13/09 at 10:17 AM
Folks have learned that they don't have to take responsibility for their actions. That they can easily blame someone or something else.
I'm waiting for the wife to spawn in the kitchen and make some supper about NOW!
I'm waiting for the wife to spawn in the kitchen and make some supper about NOW!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/13/09 at 10:55 AM
I'm planning to kill Maxx with the hope that he'll respawn at my house.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/13/09 at 10:57 AM
Seriously, though, kids know death is permanent at a fairly young age.
Note to self: check Halo defense off list of possible justifications....
Note to self: check Halo defense off list of possible justifications....
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/13/09 at 10:58 AM
See, if the parents had eaten a growth mushroom beforehand, they would have only shrunk down in size.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/13/09 at 11:03 AM
BikerPuppy, don't kill Maxx. You can get him cloned at ForeverPet Biotechnology Inc.
Posted by mumbley on 01/13/09 at 11:08 AM
I'm already cloned. I send my clones out to take care of my dirty business. They have all the fun!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 11:11 AM
yeah BikerPuppy, don't kill Maxx! I love that guy!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 12:13 PM
why would you need viagra? Pancake mix is oh so much cheaper...
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 01/14/09 at 05:40 AM
I can only carry 4 oz. with me on a plane though (is that still the case?).
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 07:27 AM
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