Decorative Metal Lozenges in Place of Necktie

Many men complain about having to wear a necktie, deeming neckties useless and constraining. But who would not gladly wear a dog collar with a bunch of groovy metal lozenges hanging therefrom?

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Posted By: Paul - Mon Nov 04, 2024
Category: Fashion | Patents | Twenty-first Century

Comments

I have a carbon composite necktie I made for a materials class decades ago. I had to cut it to shape with a diamond-tipped bandsaw. It can be worn by securing it around the neck with elastic. Its a bit of a hazard as (being stiff) if you lean over and catch it on anything it will drive into your Adam's apple.

Posted by crc on 11/04/24 at 10:03 AM

Why buy this contraption when you can wear a nice and comfy dog collar?

Posted by Yudith on 11/05/24 at 08:41 AM