diane parish
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[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Diane Parish, 55, might have clunked a guy in the head with a beer bottle during a discussion of exactly who had more stroke (Jesus Christ or Diane's daughter) for getting Diane into heaven. TCPalm.com
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Diane Parish, 55, might have clunked a guy in the head with a beer bottle during a discussion of exactly who had more stroke (Jesus Christ or Diane's daughter) for getting Diane into heaven. TCPalm.com
Comments
Not guilty by reason of insanity. I mean, come on! She's homeless and she thinks her daughter can get her into heaven. I wonder if the bond was set based on how much she earns pan-handling. I also wonder if she found the Heineken bottle or if she bought it. I can't even afford Heinekin!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 08:03 AM
One fact we have not paused to determine yet is if her daughter is dead or alive...
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 08:52 AM
She just looks happy to have a roof over her head. Guilty... just so she can keep warm this winter.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/15/08 at 09:46 AM
You're such a humanitarian, Kingmonkey. BTW - Can we just call you Louie?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 09:52 AM
Come on! Is this some kind of joke?
QUOTE: "Parrish is being held at the Martin County Jail on a $20,000 bond."
Not guilty, defending her daughter's rep!
QUOTE: "Parrish is being held at the Martin County Jail on a $20,000 bond."
Not guilty, defending her daughter's rep!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/15/08 at 09:56 AM
Guilty, and damn proud of it, by the looks of the mug shot.
Expat - I had the same thought. $20k bond for a homeless woman? It's not like she's a Lehman Bros. CEO or anything!
Expat - I had the same thought. $20k bond for a homeless woman? It's not like she's a Lehman Bros. CEO or anything!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/15/08 at 10:20 AM
Somebody should have told her not to sweat it...all dog's go to heaven.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 10:24 AM
speaking of All Dogs Go To Heaven - check this out, its a riot!
http://www.break.com/pictures/church-marquee-fight570759.html
http://www.break.com/pictures/church-marquee-fight570759.html
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 10:57 AM
Perhaps the oddest thing about those pictures (from the link above) is that the sign that started it is from a Catholic church but catholics don't believe animals have souls.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 11:53 AM
Jules - Those are funny but they are all photo shopped.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 12:32 PM
You see, I think she's smiling because she's insane.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 01:11 PM
Jules - about the all dogs go to heaven church signs, check this out
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 06:51 PM
That's fine, I still find it amusing. I'll admit I'm gullible but I was sceptical about this one because of the whole catholisism-animals-have-no-souls thing.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 07:41 PM
I'm not showing you that because I think you are gullible. I think its funny too! On that link there is another link to the site where those signs were generated. You can actually create a picture of any church sign with any comment you want. That's what I wanted you to see. I would never make fun of my pantyhose supplier.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 08:00 PM
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