Dick Wakes Up

Personally, I'd rather listen to Jiminy Cricket as my conscience, instead of "Good Judgment."

By the way: do kids nowadays ever tell someone, "Aw, go play in traffic!"

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Posted By: Paul - Wed May 30, 2012
Category: Daredevils, Stuntpeople and Thrillseekers | Death | Motor Vehicles | PSA’s | Teenagers

Comments

Do kids say that to each other? dunno.

Do I say it to kids? absolutely.

Posted by Jo on 05/30/12 at 05:43 PM

Dick woke up. He felt like he'd been hit by a woody.

(nyuk nyuk)

Posted by Robert on 05/30/12 at 08:07 PM

Don't be a Dick, be safe in traffic.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/30/12 at 09:32 PM

In 1954 Dad had one of those Buicks but I don't remember him running down some clown acting like a kid.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/30/12 at 11:30 PM

How about the "conscience" duo scene from "Animal House"?

"DO HER!"

"No, Pinto, no! Be a good boy."

Posted by KDP on 05/31/12 at 10:17 AM

Dick gets clobbered by a '54 Buick with white sidewalls and *suicide doors*! Oh the irony!
"Good Judgement comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgement."

Posted by tadchem on 05/31/12 at 02:12 PM

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