Rvevenge Of The Boiled Squid

In some oriental countries squid is served par-boiled. In other words it is still alive when you begin to eat it. No doubt unhappy about being dipped in boiling water and chewed it sometimes responds violently by injecting its sperm bag into the dinner's mouth. This insemination requires medical intervention to remove the wiggly sqiud sperm from the mouth. It is my sincere recommendation refrain from eating things that are still alive.

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Jun 16, 2012
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Yet another valid reason why I DO NOT eat squid! :sick:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/16/12 at 09:41 PM

Medical intervention? Ewwwwwww. :wow: 🐛 :gulp: :zip: :shut: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 06/16/12 at 10:50 PM

So, I guess we can not expect swallowing?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/16/12 at 11:29 PM

Does that mean I have to kill my wife before going down?

Posted by Willie on 06/17/12 at 03:47 AM

I've found that it is instrumental to heat them up before serving but once they're boiling you've pretty much over done it.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/17/12 at 04:03 AM

Patty, either the thought of squid squigllies filling your mouth was too disturbing or medical marijuana was just legalized in the lone star. Regardless, still a great post. Here is perhaps the best scene of live tentacle eating on the silver screen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUTNZ9JLj1E

SFW but maybe not SFlunch.

Posted by Pablo on 06/17/12 at 08:06 AM

Ah the heck with sensibilities, most of you liked the post so have at! I love you guys! 💋

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/17/12 at 04:47 PM

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