Displayed In Pairs

Someone in Portland, Oregon must have gotten a deal on a large quantity of orange and white dildos. They are turning up around town tied in pairs and thrown over the power lines. No reason has been given and no one has claimed responsibility yet.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jul 14, 2015
Category: Pranks and Revenge | Publicity Stunts

Comments

So that's where mine got off to. I see it found a mate!

Posted by KDP on 07/14/15 at 05:31 PM

It's a new lesbian dyke gang marking territory. Better than sneakers.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 07/14/15 at 06:30 PM

Just some kids dickin' around.

Hi, Dick, what'cha doin'?
Just hanging out with my BFF.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/15/15 at 12:25 AM

I have never heard a racial slur that rhymes with orange. Just saying "ORANGE"?

Posted by BMN on 07/15/15 at 02:21 AM

Orange and white dildos? Oh god! It's the creamsicle gang!

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 07/15/15 at 03:22 AM

FBS, they're still making those hideous things or your a lot older than you look!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/15/15 at 04:28 AM

Displayed in Pairs? Oh, so THAT's what DP stands for!

Expat, they still make Creamsicles.

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 07/15/15 at 08:57 AM

I like creamsicles! 😝

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/15/15 at 12:15 PM

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