Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue

Just like the song soon laser surgery will make your brown eyes blue.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Mar 04, 2015
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues | Body Modifications | Eyes and Vision

Comments

It took me well out of my teen to discover that all those women in the girlie magazines actually had eyes so I'm not sure color is at the top of the list of attractions.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/04/15 at 11:53 PM

It is not as freaky as getting the eyes tatooed.

Posted by BMN on 03/05/15 at 12:40 AM

Why stop at blue? I would go a chartreuse-taupe gradient. Or better yet, plaid!

Posted by crc on 03/05/15 at 11:10 AM

I've actually had eye surgery. It was a tad unpleasant, at least up to the point they ramped up the sedative and I fell asleep. I could not imagine having it done for purely cosmetic reasons. But people do dumb stuff all the time.

Posted by Dave Plechaty on 03/14/15 at 03:20 AM

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