Dressed To (Road) Kill

Freeport, Florida along US RT 331 the above, sharp dressed beaver, was spotted. A Monster Energy Drink can was lying beside it, those things are lethal! A fish and Game spokesman thinks Spring Break and alcohol are involved. Uh, yeah probably.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/driving-26525-sarah-animal.html

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Posted By: Alex - Sun Mar 07, 2010
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it reminds me of the foxworthy story about a guy who stops to pick up a beaver he hit. assuming it was dead the shirtless man picked the animal up by the tail. the beaver, that was just stunned, swung up and bit the guy's nipple off. seriously though, how drunk would you have to be to mess with roadkill? yuck!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/07/10 at 11:00 AM

What's wrong with fresh roadkill? As long as you don't have to scoop it up with a shovel.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/07/10 at 12:33 PM

my father-in-law, who is originally from wva, had a can of potted meat(probably spam or something)that was joke labeled roadkill oppossum. it still grossed me out when he opened it and ate it. yuck!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/07/10 at 01:53 PM

yeah but clothing is not usually involved!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/08/10 at 07:56 AM

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