Drive-By Dairy Attacks

A very British crime: "Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken."

Maybe it's a turf war between rival haberdashers.

Since it's in the UK, you have to say "YAW-gurt" instead of "YOH-gurt."

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 25, 2016
Category: Crime

Comments

Over here it's γιαούρτι (yealoultee) on the windshield of the ash wipe behind you.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/25/16 at 10:03 AM

Yuck! That would be gross.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/25/16 at 01:06 PM

Since they're driving maybe they should switch to GoGurt. I guess it's all about culture.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 01/25/16 at 02:03 PM

They were cow-ards ! She didn't see them, so she couldn't moo-ve out of the way.

Posted by Virtual on 01/25/16 at 04:13 PM

They might have just been out get her goat but it still was a baaaaad idea.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/26/16 at 01:30 AM

Expat: yeah, but at least you get proper yoghurt over there, not the weak sloppy stuff we get unless we specifically buy "Greek-style" yoghurt.

Posted by Richard Bos on 01/27/16 at 06:39 AM

There's enough of that cultured crap going around over here too! We're down to a few brands where once there were many.

But, if/when you can find the real thing try a bowl of it with some honey on top. It's almost like ice cream.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/27/16 at 09:29 AM

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