Drunk Up To Their Eyeballs

The next big (stupid) thing with kids is vodka in the eyes. That's right kids, already drunk, are then putting vodka in their eyes to get drunker. It apparently hits the system faster and is becoming a popular fad. Ophthalmologists are saying it is dangerous because the alcohol content is enough to damage the cornea and cause scaring. Darwin must be pleased to be proved correct once again.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed May 26, 2010
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kids will find the most stupid dangerous stuff to get up to. i hope nobody has to end up blind before this idiot practice goes out of vogue.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/26/10 at 09:52 AM

Well, TPTB should really look into outlawing this. It has GOT to be, at least, 1/2 as bad as harassment in the schools.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/26/10 at 09:58 AM

I prefer this shot from that movie DF .. SFW because of the black bars.

http://www.movie-moron.com/wp-content/gallery/top-tens/nude-scenes-7.jpg

And don't call me Shirley !

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/26/10 at 05:05 PM

There's something very wrong with all of you... and that's why I love it here.

Posted by Nethie on 05/26/10 at 07:54 PM

i second nethie! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/26/10 at 10:22 PM

Dumbfounded, that's a contradiction: if you were too drunk to find your mouth, how come you remember it?
BD, nice pic! Time to watch that again!

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/27/10 at 02:31 AM

wu-aholics anonomous. :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/27/10 at 02:05 PM

Butt Chugging is still the preferred method amongst us pros. Plus it has an aphrodisiac effect on the ladies.

Posted by Pablo on 05/28/10 at 02:10 PM

not necessary. 😜

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/28/10 at 04:21 PM

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