Drunks in the News
An annoying drunk disrupted traffic on a road in Berlin, Germany earlier today. It wasn't a human drunk though. A badger ate fermented cherries and wondered into the middle of the road. He was so comfortable there that police had to force him off the road with a broom. check out the staggering details here- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31800290/ns/world_news-weird_news/
An all too human fellow was found to be drunk during a traffic stop in Rising Sun, Maryland. He was also found to be missing his pants. When asked he told the cop he lost them, but there weren't any pants in the car with him. Wonder where he lost them. Oh, and the traffic offence that got him pulled over in the first place was speeding. The posted limit was 50 mph, he was doing 69. Read the naked truth- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31795305/ns/us_news-weird_news/
An all too human fellow was found to be drunk during a traffic stop in Rising Sun, Maryland. He was also found to be missing his pants. When asked he told the cop he lost them, but there weren't any pants in the car with him. Wonder where he lost them. Oh, and the traffic offence that got him pulled over in the first place was speeding. The posted limit was 50 mph, he was doing 69. Read the naked truth- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31795305/ns/us_news-weird_news/
Comments
see there taking to the roads while drunk is an act fit for neither man nor beast. also didn't that guy's mom tell him to always wear clean underwear in case he's in a wreck? geesh! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/09 at 02:30 PM
Perhaps he read your "love pet" comment and was hurrying over. That'd explain the speeding and the missing trousers!
Posted by Dumbfounded on 07/08/09 at 02:50 PM
Oh, sorry, he was missing his underpants...
Yup, definitely on his way over then! 😊
Yup, definitely on his way over then! 😊
Posted by Dumbfounded on 07/08/09 at 02:52 PM
he was missing both. and i like my men sober so they remember how good it was!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/09 at 02:57 PM
Y'all want to quit badgering yourselves now?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/08/09 at 11:30 PM
no stomping from me. i'm not a professional i just wanted to be a part of keeping this going. i'm not all that great with computers at all. i apologise for my apparently lack luster posts. perhaps i need to rethink posting anymore at all. some of you who seem to know enough about things to constantly critique those who post should really post something yourselves. you know take up the slack from idiots like me. i just discovered i don't have what it takes emotionally to bother to do this either. at least i tried instead of just sitting back bashing others for their efforts. i'll still comment if anybody posts, but screw the posting it's not appriciated.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 04:26 PM
you know what dude go to hell. you just took something i enjoyed and ruined it for me. if i wanted to be treated like crap i actually know people who would do so. i avoid those people.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 05:36 PM
Uh... why are you guys attacking patty? I don't care what they say, I like reading your posts patty.
Posted by mdb777 on 07/09/09 at 05:48 PM
thank you mdb.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 05:51 PM
thank you dumbfounded. i just liked the man and beast aspect of the two stories. i wouldn't feel right deleting someone's free speech. even if that someone is a pick. if i'm not mistaken, almost all news is culled from another news source, especially on the net. unless one is a reporter on the scene of breaking news reporting it, then the story was picked up atleast second hand. most of the time it is far more removed from the origin than that. love ya sweetie.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 07:44 PM
correction stan is a prick not a pick.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 07:46 PM
thank you vern.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/09 at 08:53 PM
I don't want to go to msnbc, I want to come here and find out what has amused patty in the last day or two.
Posted by mrjazz on 07/10/09 at 12:28 PM
mrjazz! hey baby how are ya? thanks for the vote of confidence. love ya sweetie. 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/10/09 at 12:51 PM
;-) patty, I think you will find more people appreciate it than critique it.
stan and Wayne have nothing better to do. Isn't it funny how the words ignore and ignorance are so close to each other?
stan and Wayne have nothing better to do. Isn't it funny how the words ignore and ignorance are so close to each other?
Posted by Mini Viking on 07/10/09 at 01:12 PM
i'd rather have an adorable little genius and fellow poster as a love pet! his initials are d and f. 💋 (and he has posted on this thread 😉 )
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/10/09 at 02:04 PM
dumbfounded has got me thinking....have I been swindled???
WU conspiracy theories...
WU conspiracy theories...
Posted by mrjazz on 07/13/09 at 03:48 PM
it's okay wayne we're cool. mrjazz never feel bad for being taken in by a pretty girl honey. 😜
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/13/09 at 05:00 PM
you're forgiven stan. i get mean when my feelings are hurt. friends?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/13/09 at 05:26 PM
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