Eau de Pretzel

Smell like a pretzel. A perfume from Auntie Anne's pretzel company. Available online after Aug 14.

Introducing Knead: Eau De Pretzel. A perfume with the warm, buttery and slightly sweet scent of hot and handmade pretzels. This tantalizing scent should come with a warning that you will smell good enough to eat.

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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Posted By: Alex - Sun Aug 11, 2024
Category: Perfume and Cologne and Other Scents

Comments

After reading up on Auntie Anne I get the impression that all the profits are going to go to supporting tRump.

Posted by F.U.D. in Stockholm on 08/11/24 at 04:50 AM

I'm afraid you're right, F.U.D. Or if not, the likes of Joel Osteen or Billy Graham. Pity, because baked goods *do* smell nice.

Posted by Richard Bos on 08/11/24 at 06:18 AM

As a bonus, the name is in IPA and pronounced "k-neh-ud."

Posted by Dr. Fian on 08/11/24 at 09:51 AM