economic 090203
Today's Leading Economic Indicators
(1) One bank not needing a bailout is CryoGam Colorado (a sperm bank reporting a big jump in potential suppliers since the financial collapse) (as men follow career-counseling advice and concentrate on work they're good at). (2) Business is also up at the Haven in White Plains, N.Y., where rich people go when they panic with economic paranoia ("delusions of poverty"). Turns out that when some Masters of the Universe fail, they get really, really messed up (leading some of us normal people to get manic at their depression). Associated Press via Yahoo /// New York Times
(1) One bank not needing a bailout is CryoGam Colorado (a sperm bank reporting a big jump in potential suppliers since the financial collapse) (as men follow career-counseling advice and concentrate on work they're good at). (2) Business is also up at the Haven in White Plains, N.Y., where rich people go when they panic with economic paranoia ("delusions of poverty"). Turns out that when some Masters of the Universe fail, they get really, really messed up (leading some of us normal people to get manic at their depression). Associated Press via Yahoo /// New York Times
Comments
(1) - How much does a fellow get paid per shot?
(2) - Awww, so sad. Poor widdle guys, all worried about having to pawn off oe of their Hummers.
(2) - Awww, so sad. Poor widdle guys, all worried about having to pawn off oe of their Hummers.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/03/09 at 10:33 AM
1. Why isn't there a female equivalent, where I can go to get off and also get paid?
2. Wow. It must be really hard to downgrade from a Hummer to an H2, or *heaven forbid* an H3. Talk about delusional. :roll:
2. Wow. It must be really hard to downgrade from a Hummer to an H2, or *heaven forbid* an H3. Talk about delusional. :roll:
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 02/03/09 at 11:17 AM
1 - KW, nip off to the bathroom for a few at work and take care of business. Technically your getting paid and getting off.
2 - I have no pity for these people. If I were their shrink, I'd have three words for them: "Deal with it"
2 - I have no pity for these people. If I were their shrink, I'd have three words for them: "Deal with it"
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/03/09 at 12:01 PM
"Delusions of Poverty"...what a crock of sh*t. How can you think you are poverty stricken when you have more than many multiple families combined?
Posted by AGFH on 02/03/09 at 12:07 PM
KW - I offered you $10 bucks for that just the other day.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/03/09 at 12:27 PM
I don't think I could get away with that at work, the sound of the vibrator on high is a dead give away. And it HAS to be on high, any other setting just doesn't get the job done.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/03/09 at 12:38 PM
"Deal with it" could be used for both the advice and the new found anxiety when I hand them the bill. But you're right, "Here's my bill" is much better!
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/03/09 at 11:54 PM
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