elvis elano
The ridiculously horny priest Elvis Elano
The New York Catholic diocese is being sued for $25m for Fr. Elano's God-sanctioned trysts with the now-50-yr-old woman, and The Smoking Gun has documents and a hot photo (er, of him, that is). There's also an invoice for way-overpriced mail-order Viagra. The diocese, as is typical over the yrs, immediately cracked down on Fr. Elano . . by, er, transferring him to another parish. The Smoking Gun
The New York Catholic diocese is being sued for $25m for Fr. Elano's God-sanctioned trysts with the now-50-yr-old woman, and The Smoking Gun has documents and a hot photo (er, of him, that is). There's also an invoice for way-overpriced mail-order Viagra. The diocese, as is typical over the yrs, immediately cracked down on Fr. Elano . . by, er, transferring him to another parish. The Smoking Gun
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I don't understand. Shouldn't everybody just be happy he's not molesting altar boys?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 08:21 AM
Another argument for the side of forcing people to go their entire lives without sex is just not right!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 08:38 AM
She was vulnerable. He was horny. Everything was going along smoothly until the rash situation arose. I can only assume the lady was now stuck between a rock and a husband who would ask questions. The most effective way to mend fences with hubby is obviously to admit her affair AND demonstrate a phenomenal payday at the end of the lawsuit! I see a movie-of-the-week here folks!
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Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 10/31/08 at 09:02 AM
Did anyone look at the email Father Elvis sent to the dirty whore - I mean his lover? "The other friday, i tried to look for a doctor that does not know me. It is because of the rash/s on my thing. It is spreading out. They are like spots but they are painful."
Either God didn't sanction your affair and you are suffering from the plague, or you have herpes dude.
Either God didn't sanction your affair and you are suffering from the plague, or you have herpes dude.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:05 AM
The gift that keeps on giving
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 09:13 AM
Damn it, now I have to go make a good act of contrition just for reading that filth.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 10/31/08 at 09:50 AM
avmayes614, I forgive you! I forgive the priest. I even forgive the woman for leading him into sin but I just can't forgive the evil lawyer that told her she could earn him a cool $8M by allowing him to sue the church on her behalf.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/31/08 at 10:38 AM
Jules -- gotta disagree with you here. No one forced him to give up sex. He chose to. He could always decide to leave the priesthood if he really couldn't live without sex. It's hypocracy I can't stand -- both his (as a priest) and the diocese's. Yeesh!
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/31/08 at 11:35 AM
Okay, so I guess I should rephrase it to - Another argument for the side of that stupid religions' policy on expecting anyone to go their entire lives without sex is just not right!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 11:40 AM
Mother Church preaches "go forth and multiply" to the point of making contraceptives anathema but doesn't allow their own to do so?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/31/08 at 01:09 PM
Mother Church? Is that like Mother Goose? Oh, can't be. Mother Goose actually had a point to her stories.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 01:16 PM
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