Emergency Camel

The emergency camel is ready and waiting whenever its services should be needed. (Actually, this seems to be a conceptual design rather than something that actually exists.)

But on a related topic, if 80-100 people suddenly show up at your house and you need something to feed them, this recipe for whole stuffed camel could come in useful. The ingredients include an entire lamb, 20 chickens, 110 gallons of water, and, of course, a camel.
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Feb 10, 2009
     Category: Animals





Comments
I'm sorry but I happen to think that if I see a camel running towards me...that would be the emergency!

Get an effing helicopter!!

Maybe this would be useful for rushing your ass to the hospital after eating stuffed camel.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/10/09 at 07:41 AM
The cambulance is cool looking, though impractical.

Where would you get a pan big enough to boil a camel, a lamb, and 20 chickens, and 60 eggs?
Posted by AGFH on 02/10/09 at 08:04 AM
The drawings look cool enough, but I agree with Madd Maxx, a chopper is probably a better idea. But it wouldn't have the finest leather seats ("Rich Corinthian leather") as the cambulance.

And Where there's a need AGFH, there's a suppler.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/10/09 at 08:21 AM
I've never broiled a camel but I've smoked a few.

Cambulance?, AGFH, you better slap a copyright on that or CNN will snatch it up in a heartbeat!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/10/09 at 08:42 AM
Thank you so much for the recipe for camel. I've been looking for a new one. Chicken-fried camel gets really old after a while.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 02/10/09 at 09:37 AM
The Cambulance is missing a canteen of brandy around it's neck. Saint Bernards still have the advantage over camels
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/10/09 at 10:32 AM
I slipped the URL to a friend of mine and he claims to have been at such a banquet after the 1st Gulf war! Said it was pretty tasty too.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/10/09 at 10:46 AM
ROTFL! Why is the camel in the third picture dressed as a flying nun?
Posted by BikerPuppy on 02/10/09 at 11:39 AM
BP I do believe that's an air scoop to keep the camel on the sand during those high speed runs.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/10/09 at 11:59 AM
BikerPuppy - That's in case you are too far gone, the camel can then administer your last rites.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/10/09 at 12:51 PM
That recipe is great, but talk about specialty foods. Where the hell can I find eggs?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/10/09 at 04:23 PM
Sorry Bobcat but...

1. Camels (just like all other animals) require more attention than what is commonly thought. They can die just as easily, if not more, than an engine that is properly maintained (my last Ford truck had 350,000 and still ran like a dream)

2. Choppers are way faster and are not limited to terrain.

3. Camels spit.

4. Firefly is a show

5. I have no real interest in any of this.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/11/09 at 07:18 AM
I gotta agree with Maxx on this one. My parents own 5 horses and 2 trucks. Factoring gas, maintenence, loan payments (which eventually go away if you keep the vehicle long enough), and insurance, driving costs less than 40 cents a mile. They ride every weekend, and the cost is about 4 dollars a mile. Horse food is more expensive than gas and visits from the vet cost more than an engine overhaul. Plus, I've never been kicked by my truck because I was 20 minutes late giving it dinner.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/11/09 at 09:27 AM
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