emma modrate

Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Here's a gal who don't need no RealTouch: Emma Modrate, 26, is charged with "outraging public decency," which is the latest of her 32-item rap sheet. Does she look like she could be guilty of (a) being given permission by her boyfriend to service him in front of other people, three different times or (b) for that matter, acquiring a boyfriend in the first place (unless, of course, she's too great a "servicer" to pass up)? The Sun (London)
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Jan 13, 2009
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Comments
Guilty, and how bad is she at it if her boyfriend felt the need to hold a conversation with a homeless person during the event?
Posted by Matt in Florida on 01/13/09 at 10:24 AM
Gag me with a spoon. She's soo stump ugly, I hope the judge sends her to the pound.
Posted by mumbley on 01/13/09 at 10:50 AM
I've been telling folks for years to shop with aftermarket service in mind. Sounds like some dude took it to heart.

BTW, did you see the headline (lede) just below the photo? Wife's bite is willy painful
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/13/09 at 11:06 AM
Do you mean that not ONE of you guys would have "relations" with this beautiful creature (with the emphasis on CREATURE>)
Posted by AGFH on 01/13/09 at 11:45 AM
MMMMMM!!!! I's gots ta gets me sum of Dat!!!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 01/13/09 at 11:48 AM
AGFH, I'm not into bestiality.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/13/09 at 11:52 AM
No way "?"! Just looking at her scared me stiff!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/13/09 at 12:41 PM
wise @$$ - Is that your goodbye to the Chatts? :cheese:

I am sure they will miss you. :lol:
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 12:46 PM
john doe, you can let that ugly all the way to your bone. I'm gonna keep my bone clear.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 02:38 PM
half as many comments as the Iraqi t-shirt guy in just a few hours?!?! and with just a mugshot?!?!

I haven't looked at this trainwreck yet, don't think I will today...
Posted by mrjazz on 01/13/09 at 02:55 PM
I would REALLY REALLY like to see a pic of the guy.
Posted by AGFH on 01/13/09 at 09:39 PM
after several requests, I've found a picture of this gentleman taken during the actual crime....

http://www.seekcodes.com/myspace-Ugly-Men-graphics-25.htm

or something like that.
Posted by mrjazz on 01/17/09 at 10:18 PM
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