ephrim coburn

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["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
What kind of a man would take a dump in, and then flush, an already-clogged toilet? Maybe Ephrim Coburn, 51, Lakewood Park, Fla., who maybe threatened to kill that work-crew manager who got ticked at him. TCPalm.com (Stuart, Fla.)

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Feb 18, 2009
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Guilty of clogging the toilet
Guilty of assault

Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/18/09 at 10:02 AM

Over-react much?

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/18/09 at 10:35 AM

Guilty of being a nasty ass.

Posted by AGFH on 02/18/09 at 10:37 AM

He doesn't even look like Al! Guilty.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/18/09 at 10:44 AM

It's funny how "I'll kill you!" never seems to prove your innocence the way you'd think it would, huh?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/18/09 at 11:10 AM

This guy is a turd.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/18/09 at 12:16 PM

Matt, that would be ass-ault.

Guilty of looking constipated. No wonder he needed it the toilet, plugged up or not.

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/18/09 at 11:13 PM

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