Exploding Toilets

Room and board is $12,633 at the University of Chicago, which leads one to ask, how much for a dorm where the toilets DON"T explode slinging excrement and broken porcelain everywhere??

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Mar 07, 2012
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Rodriguez told the Chicago Maroon, the student newspaper, the explosion left her with "pieces of someone else's excrement on my hair, my face, my lips."
THE quote of the story!
:sick:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/07/12 at 09:21 PM

I graduated from California State University because I couldn't afford the more expensive University Of California system and none of the toilets ever exploded. I feel cheated.

Posted by KDP on 03/08/12 at 09:55 AM

I love both of the points she made. Both beautiful, rounded succulent points. I can't stop looking, er reading them.

Posted by DRK on 03/08/12 at 04:59 PM

Send Arthur Weasley in!

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 03/12/12 at 10:49 AM

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