Follies of the Mad Men #123

In line with some recent comments posts about feminine hygiene marketing...

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Posted By: Paul - Fri Sep 17, 2010
Category: Hygiene | 1970s | 1990s | Women | Genitals

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So, the girls were out doing their morning shopping when they bumped into each other outside the green grocer's:

Mable: Hi, Betty.
Betty: Hello, Mable.
Blind Guy: Excuse me ladies, didn't there use to be a fish monger near here?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/10 at 10:41 AM

There used to be two things in this world that smelled like fish but now, thanks to new PRISTINE SPRAY there is only one.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/10 at 10:42 AM

Tuna anyone?

Posted by MNIceLady on 09/17/10 at 11:01 AM

I actually know someone who owns this T shirt:

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/100165814v18_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

Posted by Freddie Freelance on 09/17/10 at 12:26 PM

If anything at all I still prefer whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc down there with my lady. All it takes is a little courtesy washing up those areas beforehand for each other.

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 09/17/10 at 06:13 PM

My dear friend bd has the right answer. all (without exception)commercials for feminine products are ridiculous and stupid. most likely a result of being written by men.
kdp if you 'can't imagine sticking your nose down there' that may be why you are still a single man honey. 😉

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/18/10 at 02:03 AM

scout have you seen the commercial for the axe detailer?
http://www.funnycommercialsworld.com/axe-detailer-commercial-clean-balls-3479.html
:lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/18/10 at 11:11 AM

I'd be happy to enjoy my own food at work without the guy who makes/burns his microwave popcorn three times a day in our enclosed room !!!

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 09/18/10 at 04:50 PM

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