Face Bra

Continuing yesterday's theme of weird beauty products, I present the Hourei Lift Bra. From the product description:

you wear the Hourei Lift Bra on your face and it helps fight the smile lines that sadly grow more prominent with age. The band slides over the back of your head and then the frame fits easily onto your nose. Its soft silicone rubber curves will feel comfortable on your skin while the "wire" design will place only gentle pressure on your cheeks.

Over at Book of Joe, they note that this product is an example of satirical prophecy, because a very similar product was featured as a joke on an episode of Ally McBeal, back in 1999.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Feb 13, 2015
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues

Comments

Whoa!!! I've NEVER wanted to play with a cheek so much before in my life!!!!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/13/15 at 09:13 AM

There's something missing ...

Oh, yeah! It's the rest of her Catwoman costume!

Posted by KDP on 02/13/15 at 03:13 PM

Maybe this might help Patty's snoring at night ? 😕

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 02/13/15 at 08:39 PM

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