Fake Flavored Condom Candy

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Posted By: Paul - Thu Aug 02, 2018
Category: Sexuality | Foreign Customs | Candy | Asia

Comments

I love it! It works on so many levels.

But $9.99 for 2.46oz? For comparison (because they're ubiquitous, not because anyone should buy them), a standard Hershey bar is 1.5oz for $1.60.

Posted by Phideaux on 08/02/18 at 10:02 AM

Well said Paul

Posted by crc on 08/02/18 at 10:41 AM

I don't even wanna know!

Posted by KDP on 08/02/18 at 02:26 PM

Is it candy, or is it condoms?

Posted by Judy on 08/02/18 at 05:37 PM

"Sorry, this item is no longer available." At such a bargain price, no wonder it sold out.

Posted by ges on 08/02/18 at 06:13 PM

If you want to chew on some banana, strawberry or chocolate-flavored condoms, there are still some available in condoms shops everywhere, with the same efficiency at birth control and prevention against STD. Just watch for the fish bowls with the "Do not use as prophylactics" sign.

Posted by Yudith on 08/04/18 at 06:25 AM

No longer available... I bet J.K. Rowling's legal team had something to do with that. And, for once, with reason.

Posted by Richard Bos on 08/04/18 at 10:21 AM

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