Fear of Cows

The Royal Mail has stopped mail delivery to Jeff and Sheila White. It says that this is due to concerns about the safety of the country path leading to their home. The Whites say its because the postman has a "fear of cows." Well, cows can be pretty scary, especially when they attack! [Daily Mail]

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Dec 06, 2013
Category: Cows

Comments

Get between Bossy and her feed or milking machine and you'll soon learn how 'scary' a ton of beef can be!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/06/13 at 08:23 AM

Three men are driving down a country road in a truck.
The driver is wearing a cowboy hat and sneakers.
The guy in the middle is wearing a baseball cap and sneakers.
The other guy is wearing a baseball cap and cowboy boots.

Question: "Which one is the real cowboy?"

Answer: The one in the middle because he doesn't have to get out to open and close the gates. 😝

Posted by BMN on 12/06/13 at 01:14 PM

I call BS on this one! (Sorry, but it HAD to be said.)

Posted by tadchem on 12/06/13 at 03:10 PM

If the mailman can't do his job because of COWS they need a new mailman. Unless the cows are rabid or something.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/06/13 at 05:06 PM

It's easy to call the mailman cowardly, Till you've faced off with 3/4 of a Ton of angry pot roast! :ahhh:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 12/07/13 at 11:14 AM

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