Feces by mail

In the past, if you wanted to send someone a package full of a pile of feces, you had to collect the feces yourself, put them in a box, and take it to the post office. But now the internet can take care of all that messy work for you. The website shitexpress.com offers "a simple way to send a shit in a box around the world." Right now, it looks like you can only send horse manure. But options will surely expand as the service becomes more popular.

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 20, 2014
Category: Excrement

Comments

I get a LOT of that in my mailbox in October of even-numbered years, usually ending around Election Day.

Posted by tadchem on 10/20/14 at 02:53 PM

UPS has been doing this for a while now, Their slogan is "What can brown do for you". :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 10/20/14 at 04:12 PM

For an extra fee can it be lit on fire when left at the door ?

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/20/14 at 04:31 PM

Is there a return address so the proper thank you note can be sent?

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/20/14 at 06:59 PM

Keeping the sender's info confidential costs extra. A whole lot extra whenever and for how much ever they want.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/21/14 at 12:43 AM

This site has been around for quite a few years, too: http://shitsenders.com/

Comparison shopping is always a good idea. And might I add that shitsenders allows one to choose from cow, elephant or gorilla poop. A fine selection, surely.

Posted by Robb of Warren on 10/21/14 at 03:05 AM

Well, now i know what to send my sister for her next birthday.

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 10/21/14 at 05:40 AM

I thought BD made that comment for a minute FBS. :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/21/14 at 08:55 PM

I'd rather send them something I made myself...

Posted by Dave Plechaty on 10/24/14 at 12:31 AM

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