Find Your Perfect Religion

Confused by all the many religions available? Need an easy way to choose the one that's right for you? Try this religious flowchart. Just answer honestly and follow the arrows. Here's the link-
http://potomac9499.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/religion-flowchart_1.jpg?w=450&h=690

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Oct 29, 2009
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That flowchart is ridiculous! Anyone who's been to Israel will tell you that Jews f*ckin love hummus just as much as Muslims do! They should have used a kugel-based question instead.

Posted by venomlash on 10/29/09 at 08:15 PM

i tried to put the chart on the page but it wouldn't transfer so i had to settle for the link. we have had some rather contentious religion based discussions here in the past. that's why i thought some of you out there might get a kick out of a flowchart to pick ones faith.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/29/09 at 08:16 PM

and that was the only flaw venomlash? 😉

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/29/09 at 08:17 PM

Well, it's not meant to be serious, as far as I can tell.

I quote the Beatles move "Help!": *chased by crazy Indian blood-sacrifice cultists* "They're a different religion from us...I think."

Posted by venomlash on 10/29/09 at 11:51 PM

How come I've got to be an antsiest? Why can't I be an agnostic? And, just because I own a black cat, pointy hat, and big cauldrin why do I have to be into the satanic cults?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/30/09 at 05:43 AM

Favorite questions:
Are You Rich and Insane?
Are You Naturally Annoying?

Those kill me!

Posted by BillyMcKidd on 10/30/09 at 10:39 AM

How come if "I f*cking love bacon!" that I have to be a Jehovah's Witness, Mormon, or Christian?

Posted by mdb777 on 10/30/09 at 11:21 AM

Well, you surely can't belong to one of the desert cults 'cause pork rots too fast in the heat.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/30/09 at 11:47 AM

bill, are you really a druid? if so what does that entail? i actually thought it was a dead religion, no offence. i'm curious if you don't mind sharing some of the tennets of your faith.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/30/09 at 03:59 PM

no, i'm sorry sweetie i'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes. :red:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/30/09 at 04:49 PM

I used to be a Reformed Druid, we'd worship large shrubs as well as trees, but I later converted to the Cult of the SubGenius and I'm feeling much better now...

Posted by Freddie Freelance on 10/30/09 at 06:22 PM

a nickel? that was a few years back then ges. now pepsi and coke are about the same price everywhere. i remember the cute 10 oz bottles when i was a kid. that was coke though.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/31/09 at 10:04 PM

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