Flick Candles

The Flicking Candle Company has staked out an unusual niche in the candle market. Instead of offering candles with the scent of a summer beach or a field of wildflowers, it sells ones that "celebrate the fresh scent of failed marriages, ruined friendships, rejection, criminal activity, unprotected sex, and unexpected weight gain."

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Jul 09, 2014
Category: Products | Perfume and Cologne and Other Scents

Comments

How about Seasonal Flu, Skunk Roadkill, or Good Old Country Air (fields sprayed with fertilizer)

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/09/14 at 07:38 PM

Do they have one that smells like weed ?

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 07/09/14 at 10:26 PM

I'm always amazed at the names created and applied to scents in order to either market them or make sense of them (No pun intended).

Posted by KDP on 07/10/14 at 09:33 AM

This AM (BC to be exact) I was burning with Desire to post something witty but my mind just couldn't wax fruitful.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/10/14 at 09:50 AM

Is there one that smell like 'blue haired old lady'?

Posted by tadchem on 07/11/14 at 06:31 PM

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