Flirty Love Notes
Valentines Day is this weekend. MSN Lifestyle has some tips for "flirty love note openers":
It seems to me that many of these openers are just begging to be completed in an appropriate fashion, and I'm hoping the Weird Universe readers won't let me down.
Come hither.
Won’t you come out to play?
Let’s get it started.
Let’s misbehave.
You turn me on
Love me tender.
Meet me in the bedroom, pronto.
Let me smooch you all over.
I have a craving for you.
Let me show you my bedroom skills.
Come here, you sexy thing.
I want you. And I get what I want.
Be mine, baby.
Wanna turn in early with me?
7pm: Seduction time.
I'm wearing your favorite stillettos...
Slow dance with me.
Sit, stay, watch me dance.
Hearts today, heat tonight.
Let’s steam up the windows
Won’t you come out to play?
Let’s get it started.
Let’s misbehave.
You turn me on
Love me tender.
Meet me in the bedroom, pronto.
Let me smooch you all over.
I have a craving for you.
Let me show you my bedroom skills.
Come here, you sexy thing.
I want you. And I get what I want.
Be mine, baby.
Wanna turn in early with me?
7pm: Seduction time.
I'm wearing your favorite stillettos...
Slow dance with me.
Sit, stay, watch me dance.
Hearts today, heat tonight.
Let’s steam up the windows
It seems to me that many of these openers are just begging to be completed in an appropriate fashion, and I'm hoping the Weird Universe readers won't let me down.
Comments
Flipped my switch!
Definition of male foreplay = "Yes"
Definition of male foreplay = "Yes"
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/11/09 at 08:53 AM
I have a cravig for you!
- Jeffrey Dahlmer
Wanna turn in early with me?
'Cause the kids are at their grandparents
And we haven't slept well in ages.
- Jeffrey Dahlmer
Wanna turn in early with me?
'Cause the kids are at their grandparents
And we haven't slept well in ages.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/11/09 at 08:54 AM
Slow dance with me... horizontally
Let’s misbehave... I've got a carton of eggs and some toilet paper!
Let’s misbehave... I've got a carton of eggs and some toilet paper!
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/11/09 at 08:54 AM
every one of these can be finished with...
'I'll be in Chattanooga....'
'I'll be in Chattanooga....'
Posted by mrjazz on 02/11/09 at 09:29 AM
Dammit, Beckers, you beat me to it: 7pm, Seduction time; 7.30 Jeopardy!
"Sit, stay, watch with me" sounds like something from Silence of the Lambs.
"Sit, stay, watch with me" sounds like something from Silence of the Lambs.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/11/09 at 11:35 AM
I once saw a card that I think would fit in perfectly with the WU's version of romance. It read "Hey baby, wanna play alien abduction?" on the front and when you opened it it read "of course we could just skip to the weird sexual experiments."
Posted by Malk on 02/11/09 at 09:49 PM
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