Follies of the Madmen #201

The message here? Sloppy panties imperil the elderly and the nation's health care policies.

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Comments

Sticky material for use in making underwear? Should one shave before donning a pair?

Posted by KDP on 03/01/13 at 10:21 AM

Did I get this scene right? The nurse pushed the old man over the edge of a cliff. She trips over her dropped panties and falls over the edge also.

The moral of the story - Use Sticklers for murder!

I guess I had the story backwards.

Posted by BMN on 03/01/13 at 10:59 AM

BMN--your version makes as much sense as any!

Posted by Paul on 03/01/13 at 12:22 PM

I'm'a thinkin' that we've gotten to the party late. The old dude had made a mad grab for the nurse and her outrage has caused her to retaliate by pushing the old fart over the cliff.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/01/13 at 01:32 PM

No, no! It's a happy story!

Him: Let's do it in my chair right at the cliff's edge. The danger will make it more thrilling!

Her: Oh, baby! I am so turned on that I am literally jumping out of my panties!

Posted by Frank on 03/01/13 at 02:38 PM

No wonder Jack Webb always said; "The facts Ma'am, only the facts."

Posted by Skytt on 03/01/13 at 04:31 PM

Looks like an accident, but the old dude seems to have died with a smile on his face.

Posted by Harvey on 03/01/13 at 05:26 PM

Wear panties that fit and you will be fine. If they are sticky I want nothing to do with them, yuck!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/01/13 at 07:15 PM

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