Follies of the Madmen #274

Horny beach bunnies switch instantly from thoughts of lust to thoughts of dental hygiene.

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I heard that "floristan" was really a birth control agent that was specific to white folks & that's why we're down from 2.5 to 1.8 kids per unit.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/12/16 at 10:02 AM

I think you have it reversed, Paul. Dental hygiene, then lust.

Posted by KDP on 02/12/16 at 02:35 PM

It seems like it would work better as an ad for condoms.

Posted by Virtual on 02/12/16 at 04:27 PM

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