Follies of the Madmen #353

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"Our paper towels make women horny."

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King Nibroc must be a relative of South Park's Towlie.

Posted by Virtual on 02/23/18 at 09:20 AM

When placing orders for toilet tissue at work, I ask the girls if they they want the extra stiff and scratchy or the wimpy type. For some reason they request the wimpy and say they'll just extra to get the job done.

Posted by KDP on 02/23/18 at 01:38 PM

If your wife is getting turned on by paper towels, you might want to try taking her to dinner and a movie every so often.

Posted by Brian on 02/24/18 at 02:14 PM

I never heard of Nibroc paper towels, but it's obvious that Nibroc is Corbin spelled backwards. A little research reveals that William Corbin invented the paper towel.

Posted by ges on 02/24/18 at 09:08 PM

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