Follies of the Madmen #497

You'll be able to administer all the spankings you desire, if you buy our shirts!

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I have a few Van Heusen shirts that I wear. After 33 years of marriage my wife and I still kiss audaciously and hug boldly, but I have no desire to spank her. She treats me too well, I guess. 😊

Posted by Patrick on 01/18/21 at 08:02 AM

Mr. Van Heusen isn't smart enough to (1) wear a decent-looking tie, and (2) know that spankings are best done bare-butt.

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 01/18/21 at 11:50 AM

If those were the covers for girls romance novels they would be known as "bodice rippers."

Posted by KDP on 01/18/21 at 07:17 PM

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