From The Frying Pan Into The Fire

Timothy Peare, 29 of Whitehouse Station N.J., certainly knows how to make a bad situation worse. Sunday at 5pm he was stopped and cited for DUI in eastern Pennsylvania. He was released, but his car was impounded. Apparently, Mr.Peare just was not going to stand for that. At 7:40pm he was caught inside a tow truck at Saucon Collision, which was closed at the time. He told police that he was going to get his car back with the tow truck. Bad idea, now besides the DUI he is also facing criminal attempt to steal a vehicle, theft from a vehicle, loitering and prowling at nighttime charges. And just to keep him from getting any other 'good' ideas he's being held in lieu of $20,000 bond.
http://news.aol.com/article/police-say-dui-suspect-tried-to-steal/669686

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Sep 15, 2009
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i'm thinking perhaps a 12 step program. when he gets out of jail, that is.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/09 at 08:17 PM

possibly more than once.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/16/09 at 02:35 PM

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