Genitalia Vandalism

Genitalia vandalism, the funniest phrase I have ever seen, is how they refer to someone going through an Ikea drawing penises on everything, in Denmark. Not the first definition I'd have thought of but it works. Also, no, it was not some kid who was bored while mom shopped. A 31 year old grown man went through an Ikea and drew 30 penises on various items in the store. Bet his Mama is proud.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Aug 25, 2015
Category: Stupid Criminals | Retailing | Genitals

Comments

Just dickin' around Ikea.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/26/15 at 12:48 AM

Well, he cocked it up and got caught. It's too bad he didn't get off with a stiff fine.

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 08/26/15 at 12:15 PM

Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Posted by Gary Foster on 08/31/15 at 03:07 PM

Penisffiti
Phalliffiti

more?

Posted by PowellSkier on 10/04/15 at 04:28 AM

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