Get Your Hot and Fresh Cow Embryos Right Here!

I'm sure there's a reason for this service and people who know about breeding cows can probably tell us. In the meantime, we're left to wonder why the internet needs a cow embryo directory. If the advertisement on the left side of the directory page is accurate, you can buy one for a mere $175.00. But I assume you would need something to keep it in...

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Posted By: Nethie - Thu May 07, 2009
Category: Animals | Science | Babies and Toddlers

Comments

Maybe it's part of an experiment to get a complete breakfast out of 1 animal. Milk, steak & scrambled cow embryos?

Posted by Matt in Florida on 05/07/09 at 12:33 PM

Imagine the pranks you could pull with a couple of these babies!

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/07/09 at 12:43 PM

Oh sure, I can understand that inbreeding might be a problem, and they have to keep track somehow, but you have to admit that being able to buy a cow embryo online is a bit weird. :cheese:

Posted by Nethie on 05/07/09 at 07:49 PM

Firefly! I love that show. Why are all the best shows killed so quickly? You are referring to the episode where they pick up the guy's dead body and go into the sideshow to see the alien?

Posted by Nethie on 05/09/09 at 01:06 AM

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