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Recurring theme: God's will
A house burned down (probably a faulty heater) in Port Charlotte, Fla., Sunday while a devout family was at church. When he returned, he had things partly figured out, anyway: "God works in mysterious ways. We don't know why things happen, but they happen for a reason." WWSB-TV (Sarasota)

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Feb 04, 2009
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That is such a cop out reason!

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/04/09 at 10:18 AM

The real question is why anyone in Port Charlotte would need to leave a heater on after 7 AM.

Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/04/09 at 11:16 AM

God wants you to stop being such a slacker. Get out there and find a better job-- make something of yourself. Also, God wants you to pick up some bread and milk on the way home tonight.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/04/09 at 12:20 PM

More religion bashing, hooray!

Posted by Viceman48 on 02/04/09 at 02:32 PM

There was absolutely no reason for them to have had a heater running on that day. Sunday was a BEAUTIFUL day here. Any of you who watched the Superbowl will know that.
I call shenanigans!

Posted by AGFH on 02/04/09 at 11:56 PM

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