government benefits
People who really, really want gov't benefits
"Swedish prostitutes want to pay taxes," read the headline on Stockholm's TheLocal.se, because of course the key to the kingdom of generous pensions, sick leave, etc., is filing a tax return. (On the other hand, umm, they're gonna have to give receipts for services, and charge value-added tax.) In North Port, Fla., which is actually nowhere near the north of Florida but does have a port), John Lynn, 52, shot himself in the chest just so he could claim disability benefits (telling cops he had been shot in a robbery). TheLocal.se // Tampa Tribune (with mug shot; might be innocent!)
"Swedish prostitutes want to pay taxes," read the headline on Stockholm's TheLocal.se, because of course the key to the kingdom of generous pensions, sick leave, etc., is filing a tax return. (On the other hand, umm, they're gonna have to give receipts for services, and charge value-added tax.) In North Port, Fla., which is actually nowhere near the north of Florida but does have a port), John Lynn, 52, shot himself in the chest just so he could claim disability benefits (telling cops he had been shot in a robbery). TheLocal.se // Tampa Tribune (with mug shot; might be innocent!)
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Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/10/08 at 11:13 AM
I can think of at least four easier, less potentially fatal ways to get disability than shooting yourself in the chest. And two of those ways involve both sex and insects!!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/10/08 at 12:59 PM
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