Grape Escape

A major contributor to youth violence, no doubt, and consequently banned forever! But it would be fun to be able to still buy this today, on Black Friday.

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Posted By: Paul - Fri Nov 26, 2010
Category: Anthropomorphism | Death | Games | Children | 1990s

Comments

False advertisement. I'd bet those PlayDough markers can't really move on their own or talk. I betcha!

BTW, it's BLACK FRIDAY and time for me to roll out my non-denominational seasonal greeting: BAH! HUMBUG! Y'ALL.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/26/10 at 01:40 PM

we weren't allowed to call it black friday at work, it was 'the event'. but then as you know, a turd by any other name smells just as bad. ( it wasn't actually all that bad thi\ough to be fair) get ready for those 3 visitors scrougepat.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/26/10 at 09:37 PM

Been Scrooging it since 1947 and they ain't shown up yet! The family had a retail store and my Bday is really close to The Day! Not a good combo for a kid forced into child labor.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/27/10 at 01:30 AM

yeah that combo sucks honey. working retail can diminish you faith in mankind. i had a friend whose bd was 12/28, you guys don't get a fair shake. still it can be a wonderful season. just don't overlook the little joys of the season my friend.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/27/10 at 04:31 AM

I know patty has your address Expat47. I'll be sure to add you to our christmas card list. Oh wait .. it'll need to be a combination birthday and christmas card :cheese:

BTW there are quite a few of these for sale on Ebay when I looked.

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/27/10 at 03:01 PM

A grandson's bd is 12/29, and he always gets shorted, too. I've taken to saving something special just for him for the 29th.

Posted by done on 11/27/10 at 10:22 PM

you are such a sweet man danny. a really good grandpa too! 😊

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/27/10 at 10:33 PM

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