gregory torres
Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Gregory Torres, 19, Sheboygan, Wis., might be the kind of fella who's so clever that, when trying to lie his way out of a "didn't-click-it" traffic ticket, commits enough misdemeanors to qualify for eight yrs in the slammer. Sheboygan Press
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Gregory Torres, 19, Sheboygan, Wis., might be the kind of fella who's so clever that, when trying to lie his way out of a "didn't-click-it" traffic ticket, commits enough misdemeanors to qualify for eight yrs in the slammer. Sheboygan Press
Comments
"Dumb, Dumber, & Torres" Guilty.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/11/08 at 12:26 PM
Hey MM - maybe you could offer him some traffic violation advice
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 07:36 PM
Geesh Jules...I open up like that and you make fun of me. That hurts. 😊
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 08:05 PM
Jules - BTW I'll have to entertain you some day with more stories of my escapades in my younger days. All were events that took place either in or because of my red '82 Toyota Celica.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 08:10 PM
I'm sorry Maxx, please forgive me - I guess I'm a little testy after being dropped off the "resident experts on all things feminine" list!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 08:11 PM
Oh please do! I had a red toyota as my first car too, but it was a Tercel. 0 to 60 in 2 hours!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 08:13 PM
Yeh, but it earned me a couple of slaps upside my head. Sometimes I have trouble keeping my mouth shut.
Reading over what I just wrote makes me sound like one of the stories on this page. Maybe that's why I feel drawn here.
Reading over what I just wrote makes me sound like one of the stories on this page. Maybe that's why I feel drawn here.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 08:56 PM
Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Maxx, 19, might possibly be a rapist. We only know fer certain he has a one of the ungliest cars around - you be the judge!
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Maxx, 19, might possibly be a rapist. We only know fer certain he has a one of the ungliest cars around - you be the judge!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 09:02 PM
Okay fine, innocent of that pesky rape charge - but guilty of the ugly car!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 09:22 PM
And a smart mouth.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 09:36 PM
That more than anything is why you fit in here
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/11/08 at 09:37 PM
Hey, at least I fit in somewhere.
Now I need to keep making comments so that the "pesky rape charge" comment will no longer show up on the recent comments.
Now I need to keep making comments so that the "pesky rape charge" comment will no longer show up on the recent comments.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 10:04 PM
Keep commenting Maxx, I'd have had a hard time not suing for police brutality. Pigs like that should not be allowed to get away with that kind of behavior; it only encourages them.
Posted by stpatme on 10/12/08 at 02:06 AM
Stpatme - I feel the same way now. Then, I was 19 and had already had a few run ins with the local 'law enforcment' over a spew of traffic violations. One part I left out was that I was a 'weedhead' back then and stoned outa my mind when this happened. I was just happy to get away with a couple of bruises and not spend the night in jail.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/12/08 at 09:32 AM
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