Hail Protector
It protects your car from hail, plus doubles as an inflatable trampoline for children's parties!
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Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/15/14 at 11:35 AM
I was just imagining being parked next to the clown that inflated this thing over his own vehicle. Seems like it would make it impossible to open your own door without deflating (or popping) it.
... or you might just find all the neighborhood kids bouncing on it.
... or you might just find all the neighborhood kids bouncing on it.
Posted by Miles on 03/15/14 at 01:32 PM
The cover took 27 seconds to inflate *on film*, but that film was at 10x normal speed. Which means, in real life, it takes 4 1/2 minutes. And that's only once you have it on the car. Ain't nobody got time for that!
I wonder how long it takes to deflate? How do you stop people from stealing it? Why *would* anyone steal it? If it's hailstone-proof, is it bullet-proof? How about sledgehammers, bricks or cinder block? Do I *really* have to remove it before setting the vehicle in motion?
I wonder how long it takes to deflate? How do you stop people from stealing it? Why *would* anyone steal it? If it's hailstone-proof, is it bullet-proof? How about sledgehammers, bricks or cinder block? Do I *really* have to remove it before setting the vehicle in motion?
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 03/15/14 at 01:53 PM
I think I will stick with this thing called "car insurance".
Also folks don't jump companies for your 15% all the time. You will find staying with one reliable company for the long term is much better off for you.
Also folks don't jump companies for your 15% all the time. You will find staying with one reliable company for the long term is much better off for you.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/15/14 at 02:39 PM
Ball Park hotdogs, they plump when you cook 'em! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/16/14 at 12:50 AM
We invite you to do a bit more investigation.
The system has 3 key elements.
1) A daily hail forecast email, oftentimes provides hours of advance warning on the hail potential of the day (ie. travel to work in the morning and install the cover prior to going into the office)
2) 30 minute early warning hail alerts on up to 4 addresses (ie. you receive the early warning alert, walk to the window of your office and press the activation button on the remote control, stopping hail virtually immediately and stopping any size hail within 4 to 10 minutes depending on the size of your vehicle).
3) A remote controlled portable cover system, with 3 included power options, that stops any size hail within minutes. Run it indefinitely overnight while you sleep like a baby, for those without enough room in their garage for all of their vehicles.
All for less than the average insurance deductible (299 to 399) depending on the size of your vehicle. And what is more inconvenient than paying the deductible is the inconvenience of dealing with a damaged vehicle. Weeks without your vehicle. Coordination with a body shop. A now repaired vehicle with oftentimes thousands of dollars in lost value.
The system has 3 key elements.
1) A daily hail forecast email, oftentimes provides hours of advance warning on the hail potential of the day (ie. travel to work in the morning and install the cover prior to going into the office)
2) 30 minute early warning hail alerts on up to 4 addresses (ie. you receive the early warning alert, walk to the window of your office and press the activation button on the remote control, stopping hail virtually immediately and stopping any size hail within 4 to 10 minutes depending on the size of your vehicle).
3) A remote controlled portable cover system, with 3 included power options, that stops any size hail within minutes. Run it indefinitely overnight while you sleep like a baby, for those without enough room in their garage for all of their vehicles.
All for less than the average insurance deductible (299 to 399) depending on the size of your vehicle. And what is more inconvenient than paying the deductible is the inconvenience of dealing with a damaged vehicle. Weeks without your vehicle. Coordination with a body shop. A now repaired vehicle with oftentimes thousands of dollars in lost value.
Posted by Hail Protector on 06/03/14 at 06:45 PM
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