Hands-Free Solution

A few weeks ago I posted about the Cell Mate hands-free device for cell phones. I suggested that a rubber band would be more practical.

But this guy clearly has the best hands-free solution.

(via gizmodo)

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Feb 25, 2009
Category: Technology

Comments

How long did he have to stretch his lobe out before he could do that. Damn! At least this body mod has a practical side unlikethe split manhood we saw the other day. :lol:

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/25/09 at 08:42 AM

Ok, on this side of the little pond and your side of the big pond this would fall on the girlie side of the aisle. So, ladies, who's going to be first?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/25/09 at 08:54 AM

With your wallet in the other lobe guys we wouldn't need to bog ourselves down with pants. Oh, wait, there's still the keys to deal with. I guess a big enough key ring would allow us to hang them in the front.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/25/09 at 09:41 AM

Maxx & Big Gary,
That may take care of your phone, wallet and keyes, but then where would you put your pocket knife? :gulp:

Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/25/09 at 09:56 AM

Keys? Do we REALLY need keys any more? A cousin of ours opens their front door with their phone and I think I've heard that you can do the same with cars now too. And, Matt, if you want a knife you just need to buy a Swiss Army Cell Phone.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/25/09 at 10:31 AM

I guess this guy doesn't give much credence to the whole cell phone/brain cancer theory. Do you suppose he takes it out when he sleeps...and wouldn't that hurt? Or does he just keep it attached permanently? Expat-what makes this girlie? I'm a girl but I don't get it! 😕

Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 02/25/09 at 11:36 AM

Ear rings, Skitt.

Ohmagod! I just thought of it.... Ear Rings. Get it?!?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/25/09 at 12:43 PM

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/25/09 at 01:23 PM

I'd hate to see it get ripped off.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/25/09 at 03:10 PM

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