Highlights from Thom Browne’s Spring 2012 Collection

The no-neck look

The skirt-around-your-knees look

Lobster-claw arms, and (for men) suit shorts

See the full collection at style.com.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Jan 25, 2013
Category: Fashion

Comments

The no-neck look: I have a hunch this will not sell well.

Skirt around your knees: At least not looking at some nasty guy's unwashed underwear.

Lobster Claw Arms: Hey baby, how about dinner at Red Lobster tonight?

Suit Shorts: Executive Speedos, Because middle aged overwieght white guys are hawt!

Posted by Jim on 01/25/13 at 08:36 AM

I guess I just ain't got enough cooths 'cause I've never understood why these ridiculous, unflattering, useless fashions keep popping up year after year after year. And, it seems, that the industry insiders keep going to these shows and acting (It's either acting or they're all bent.) like they're (the fashions) something to be applauded!

http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/c/cowboy/graphics-cowboy-490448.gif

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/25/13 at 09:17 AM

Never overestimate the intelligence of dedicated followers of fashion.

Posted by KDP on 01/25/13 at 10:59 AM

Let me check the DaFt Dictionary....
Ah, there's it is:
Fashion - A type of ugly so profound that they have to change it every 3 months.

Posted by Captain DaFt on 01/25/13 at 10:11 PM

There are plenty of equally bizarre fashions in this collection. Try 13, 15, and 37.

Posted by ges on 01/28/13 at 11:12 PM

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