Holy Enforcers, Inny and Outy Genitalia
and the Morning Edition of Chuck's News of the Weird Daily for Wednesday [and there'll once again be no Afternoon Edition today, owing to the commandeering of ink and bandwidth by editors somehow preoccupied with some event or other that happened yesterday]:
Gender discrimination in indecent exposure law
A judge in Maine ruled that the two men who went skinny-dipping in an adjacent lake for the entertainment of restaurant-goers in August (jumpers would get free sandwiches) were guilty of indecent exposure but that the buck-naked lady with them was not. Official legal reason: The men dangle; the lady doesn't. That is, ya can't actually see her sex organ (from a distance). The judge said the legislature needs to rewrite. Bangor Daily News
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Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
How could anyone believe that David Welker had raped a woman, much less by holding a gun on the woman's baby? WFTV (Orlando)
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More Things to Worry About on Wednesday
A priest and two age-80-ish nuns, of the Disciples of Santa Teresa and the Baby Jesus in southern Italy (which owns a building in town), were accused by the tenant of shaking him down, Mafia-like (a priestly chair-shot and some nunly kicks). Daily Telegraph (London)
Sticking $20's into a dancer's garter will surely cause the dancer to remember your face, which will be bad if you're on the run for counterfeiting those $20's. Jersey Journal
Half the Eastern Europeans who flocked to Britain to work during the boom, and then returned home, are continuing to bask in British money, i.e., still receiving British out-of-work benefits. Daily Mail
A winner was selected among pedigreed goats for the "most beautiful" contest, in Riyadh. Reuters via Yahoo /// Metro.uk [photo of the winner]
Today's Newsrangers: Joe Church, Candy Clouston
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Gender discrimination in indecent exposure law
A judge in Maine ruled that the two men who went skinny-dipping in an adjacent lake for the entertainment of restaurant-goers in August (jumpers would get free sandwiches) were guilty of indecent exposure but that the buck-naked lady with them was not. Official legal reason: The men dangle; the lady doesn't. That is, ya can't actually see her sex organ (from a distance). The judge said the legislature needs to rewrite. Bangor Daily News
Comments 'indecent_exposure'
Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
How could anyone believe that David Welker had raped a woman, much less by holding a gun on the woman's baby? WFTV (Orlando)
Comments 'david_welker'
More Things to Worry About on Wednesday
A priest and two age-80-ish nuns, of the Disciples of Santa Teresa and the Baby Jesus in southern Italy (which owns a building in town), were accused by the tenant of shaking him down, Mafia-like (a priestly chair-shot and some nunly kicks). Daily Telegraph (London)
Sticking $20's into a dancer's garter will surely cause the dancer to remember your face, which will be bad if you're on the run for counterfeiting those $20's. Jersey Journal
Half the Eastern Europeans who flocked to Britain to work during the boom, and then returned home, are continuing to bask in British money, i.e., still receiving British out-of-work benefits. Daily Mail
A winner was selected among pedigreed goats for the "most beautiful" contest, in Riyadh. Reuters via Yahoo /// Metro.uk [photo of the winner]
Today's Newsrangers: Joe Church, Candy Clouston
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