Hot Tortoise Love

Henry and Alice, a pair of pet tortoises, got little too rowdy with their loving and knocked over a heater setting fire to their owner's garage. Despite the pet owner's best efforts to save them, sadly, the amorous pair died in the fire. An all consuming love.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Mar 06, 2013
Category: Animals

Comments

Wonder if they got to finish.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/06/13 at 10:34 PM

Mystery solved.... they were British tortoises and we all know what that means. :zip:

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/06/13 at 10:58 PM

Sort of like baked potatoes, cooked in the shell.

Posted by KDP on 03/07/13 at 03:18 PM

Now that is what I call "shell shock" 😝
He just had to "poke" his head out.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/07/13 at 04:03 PM

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