House Call from Faux Dress Fitter

Despite all the contemporary tales of ingenious upskirt photographers and toilet-cam operators, I don't believe anyone has recently utilized the "free dress comes with home fitting service" routine.

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Posted By: Paul - Mon Jan 23, 2017
Category: Annoying Things | Crime | Domestic | Sexuality | 1950s

Comments

Consider a slogan that advertises fitting custom clothing in the comfort of your own home: "Free hands on service!"

Try serving a field demotion like Gerber and Bessie received today. Their incompetence would probably get a promotion.

Posted by KDP on 01/23/17 at 02:18 PM

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