How to kiss a girl
Whatever you do, don't kiss a girl unless she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss!
Comments
Ha! So that's why things haven't been going well these past few years decades.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/09/14 at 10:10 AM
I heard that kissing a girl makes a baby. Is that gum some sort of birth control?
Posted by KDP on 09/09/14 at 10:43 AM
Only when used correctly.
Step 1: Remove a single stick from the package.
Step 2: Place the stick on the inside of the right knee.
Step 3: Cover gum on right knee with left knee
Step 4: Hold gum in place until safely alone.
Step 1: Remove a single stick from the package.
Step 2: Place the stick on the inside of the right knee.
Step 3: Cover gum on right knee with left knee
Step 4: Hold gum in place until safely alone.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/09/14 at 10:46 AM
Poor Joseph, having his (very!) good name dragged through the mud by such hucksters.
Posted by Richard Bos on 09/09/14 at 03:58 PM
Bet it doesn't prevent herpes.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/09/14 at 08:36 PM
Now you tell me.
Posted by Harvey on 09/09/14 at 10:53 PM
So if she's not a listerated pepsin gum lady, does that mean we run for the hills, or skip to Step 2?
Posted by Harvey on 09/09/14 at 11:01 PM
He got taller and taller and taller. Or did she shrink?
Posted by Sunny on 09/12/14 at 07:06 PM
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Category: Love & Romance