How To Light Two Kinds Of Fires


In a cave in Germany a nearly 30,000 year old tool was found. This tool had two uses one as a striker for flint to start fires, and two as a sex toy to light a whole different kind of fire. The 8 inch phallus was found broken into several pieces and restored. It is smooth and polished with two rings around one end. While there are marks from flint strikes showing the first use, the scientists involved feel the second use is clear. I wonder, does this prove women made some of the tools back then?
     Posted By: Alex - Sun May 16, 2010
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cant you just hear the conversation between ugh and ugheena:

him: what this for woman?
her: to strike flint for fire.
him: then why you take to bed
her: so it not get broken
him: then why you make funny noises
her: what noise? i snore.

and when he quit falling for that story her friend got broken.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/10 at 11:42 AM
I guess that is how cave women added "spark" to their sex lives ? :red:
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/16/10 at 12:15 PM
Some Native American cultures (and others I'm sure) broke a virgin's hymen before she went to the wedding bed as a ritual.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/16/10 at 12:45 PM
♫Come on, baby, light my fire♫
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/16/10 at 12:55 PM
ah, the ritual cherry popping cerimony. :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/10 at 01:06 PM
My wife told me in her religion (Jewish) it was once expected to have sex right after the ceremony and then hang the bloody bedsheets out the window for everyone to see. That proved the womans virginity.
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/16/10 at 01:31 PM
wonder how many women cut themselves to bled on the sheet back in the day.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/10 at 04:10 PM
those who read bd's post (that i deleted) please ignore the misundestanding. he's a sensetive soul and i mispoke somehow. i'll fix it because we all benefit from bd's wit and wisdom here. i don't ever want to drive anyone away. i love all you guys.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/10 at 07:46 PM
The sheet hanging ceremony was commonly practiced here in Greece up until just after WWII.

C'mon, Patty, women knew how to get around the bloody sheet test the day after some dude thought the @#$@ing thing up! I've heard that many a chicken gave the ultimate sacrifice to prove some blushing bride's virginity.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/17/10 at 12:15 AM
good point pablo. not like you could get dna off of it to prove the use.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/17/10 at 07:30 AM
brilliant fuzzfoot! absolutely brilliant. :coolsmile:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/17/10 at 09:54 AM
I'm sorry but I am not buying it as a sex tool. This looks like a pestle to me, as in a mortar and a pestle. Here's a modern one made of granite.
Posted by Nethie on 05/17/10 at 10:42 AM
point taken nethie. those dirty minded german scientists! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/17/10 at 11:41 AM
Re: the bedsheet test.

I once saw a shop advertising "Chinese Hymens" for sale. At first I was sure this was just another dodgy translation of some strange oriental delicacy, but I found out that they are actually small sealed membranes filled with stage blood that women can use to 'restore' their virginity on their wedding night.

The weirdest thing was that they came in packs of three. 😖
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/19/10 at 10:29 AM
i think those showed up here at some point in the past. packs of 3! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/19/10 at 11:25 AM
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