How to Pet a Cat

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Posted By: Paul - Mon Nov 04, 2013
Category: Eccentrics | Cats

Comments

Ok... so what I'm taking away from this is that snatching them up by the tail and launching them over the telephone wires may not be the most feline-friendly approach. It is, if/when applied correctly, the safest way to ensure not getting bloody furrows ripped from your flesh.

And, we're off.....

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/04/13 at 08:53 AM

@Expat, LOL That kind of comment on ICHC would get you BANNED! LOL!
:lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/04/13 at 09:12 AM

Thanks WU! I didn't know I've been doing it wrong for years!

Posted by Anon on 11/04/13 at 12:40 PM

@Tyrus: What is ICHC? I Can Has Cheeseburger?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/04/13 at 01:11 PM

I'm with Expat on this one. UP UP and AWAY !!!!! Roooooowwwwwrrrrr..

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/04/13 at 01:51 PM

@Expat, You got it! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/04/13 at 05:44 PM

Shame on you Expat and BD, neither one of you knows the correct way to treat a pussy! 😜

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/04/13 at 06:15 PM

Well patty will you give schooling on how to pet your pussy?

Posted by BMN on 11/04/13 at 06:58 PM

Well, Toby does not like his fur petted the wrong way, other than that he's cool. He's a great mouser too!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/04/13 at 07:29 PM

When I was a kid growing up Mom always told me to keep my hand in my pockets then, inevitably, some guy would come along and ask if I had a mouse in my pocket.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty! :coolsmile:

Anyway, we were discussing cats.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/04/13 at 11:30 PM

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