If God loves me, why can’t I get my locker open?

A profound theological puzzle. First published in 1980.

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 09, 2023
Category: Religion | Books | 1980s

Comments

That´s easy. If you can´t get your locker open it´s a sure sign that god doesn´t love you.

Posted by F.U.D. in Stockholm on 11/09/23 at 11:37 AM

Oh Lord! Won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amend....

Posted by mjbird on 11/09/23 at 04:29 PM

As they say: God answers all prayers, but sometimes you have to accept that the answer is "no".

Posted by Richard Bos on 11/11/23 at 05:45 AM

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