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Illuminati agent blows cover, winds up stuck in air vent at museum
Richard Smith, 25, had to call 911 when he got stuck, but he did nothing wrong because his boss in the worldwide conspiracy, Agent Womack, had merely sent him to the wrong place to confiscate the Soviet-made MERV66S-22AN warhead (with 30 lbs. of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger). Turns out the helicopter that dropped him onto the roof for the mission had flown to the museum in Knoxville, Tenn., when it was the museum in Memphis that had the warhead. [Note from Weird Universe's fact-checker: That part about being stuck in the air vent when police arrived is a fact.] WBIR-TV (Knoxville)
Richard Smith, 25, had to call 911 when he got stuck, but he did nothing wrong because his boss in the worldwide conspiracy, Agent Womack, had merely sent him to the wrong place to confiscate the Soviet-made MERV66S-22AN warhead (with 30 lbs. of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger). Turns out the helicopter that dropped him onto the roof for the mission had flown to the museum in Knoxville, Tenn., when it was the museum in Memphis that had the warhead. [Note from Weird Universe's fact-checker: That part about being stuck in the air vent when police arrived is a fact.] WBIR-TV (Knoxville)
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Since when has letting the bad guys go been original? Happens daily.
Sorry, I tried real hard to work Guy and guy into the same sentence where it would make sense but just couldn't pull it off. :-(
Sorry, I tried real hard to work Guy and guy into the same sentence where it would make sense but just couldn't pull it off. :-(
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/18/08 at 10:11 AM
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